jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

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the world is going to end

a term used as an excuse to do whatever you want because on December 21, 2012 the world is supposed to come to an abrupt end

Jeremy: I wish i could go to the lake tomorrow but i have to work.
Sarah: Who gives a shit! the world is going to end!!

OR

Tammi: I wish i could go on vacation but i just can't afford it.
Sarah: Just spend the money... the world is going to end

lets be honest... if there world were going to end tomorrow would it really matter if you ran that red light? would it matter if you spent all your money that was supposed to be for monthly bills on hookers and blow? Just do whatever you want - who gives a f*ck...the world is going to end!!

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End of Level Wank

When playing a game on a console and your stuck on a particular level, an feel you cant get any furthur, have an end of level wank and when you return, you should manage to complete that level effortlessly!

"Arghh! This bloody level is gettin'on my tits!!

I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"

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Trails end camp

The most fucking jappiest place on earth.

If you go to trails end camp your a jew.

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Never-ending Nipples

When a girl gets get horny and has really big boobs and they spontaneously combust and someone must chew them off with a nipple nibbler.

Shanequa, run! You got some never-ending nipples

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Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.

Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.

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The At-The-End-Of-The-Day Fallacy

A Type of Fallacy that only apologists use to dismiss the action of re-evaluating their position and to re-verify, then to only dismiss said statement or argument as fallacy, false, or incorrect.

First off, you're assuming that the family will say "the children". Not all Christian families will say that, and each individual member may have a different answer.

Second, you assume Christian families do that, but you have yet to back it up. Their reaction is not proof, they could be shocked for a number of reasons, as in, they maybe be shocked that you think something so incorrect. Even so, most families will just look at you weirdly or laugh, and say no.

At the end of the day, you have no proof; you have not fulfilled your BoP. Vote con.

A not-so-famous example of The At-The-End-Of-The-Day Fallacy!

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