goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

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Cleveland Shoe Shine

To shit on an unsuspecting persons shoes, while they are or are not wearing them.

My brother pissed me off so while he was at work I gave all his shoes a Cleveland Shoe Shine.

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dry shoe

A dry shoe is when someone says something that is so fucking boring.

Bro, did you know that you are at home
Me: what a dry shoe, m8

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meat shoes

when working in a fast food restaurant such as TACO BEL and the burger that falls to the floor gets stuck in the bottoms of your shoes.

the meat stuck to the bottoms of the shoes of a fast food employee such as at Taco Bel

One thing i hate about working there is comming home with meat shoes.

dayum is that smell commin from those meat shoes?

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prison shoes

an insult/roast used on someone wearing light up sketchers, or some other trash shoes. if they happen to be wearing yeezys or some other expensive shoe, this insult is ineffective. this insult immediately obliterates your opponent if they aren't wearing expensive shoes.

HAHAHAH LOOK YOU GOT PRISON SHOES ON HAHA PRISON SHOES

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Shoes O'Clock

The time of the night when the viral video "Shoes", by Liam Sullivan, begins to become funny. Many other un-funny things can begin to incite laughter. Although it comes earlier for some people, it is agreed that it usually comes sometime between 2:00 and 5:00 a.m.

God, it's Shoes O'Clock... that picture of the cat dressed as a nun was much funnier than it should have been.

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Tie his shoe

to perform sexual favors

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"

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