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Immediately prior to climax during sex, withdrawing the penis clean and then discharging a hot wad of man juice onto the partner's body.
The woman is always whining about how she wanted more kids, I was like, but pregnancy is so not hot right now! So I did the clean and jerk bukkake style. That'll learn her.
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d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.
That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.
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A drunk party game usually held by pretentious management and their toadies at certain seafood resteraunts in Florida: a mutual masterbation occasion, oftimes capped off (anchored) by a dyke.
That Pat the Dyke is good at startin' off the circle jerk.
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(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.
(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard
(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"
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Being a jerk and/or dick head.
You were annoying me with your jerk cockyness
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A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
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The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.
This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"
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