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jizz giggle

When you violently and unintentionally cum in your pants due to extreme laughter

My friend had to change his pants due to the severe jizz giggle he endured

by Big fluffy January 07, 2014


jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole May 10, 2011


jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...

After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.

by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009


Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

by Awkwardturtlee September 06, 2011


Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 11, 2017


Jizz-Rack

the equivalent of Pwned.

Yeah Bo, he got JIZZ-RACKED!

by JJ Fisher and Nate Kaiel November 07, 2010


jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

by Andrea Sheikha June 27, 2011