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A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
When you get a large amount of jizz all over the place or someone.
Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?
When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard
Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano
Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.
That girl is a real Jizz chizz
A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."
Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.