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An english teacher that caws like a bird and makes randy jokes like "Calpurnia should get on the stick." She can be noticed by her noah and the ark dress, and she keeps information on all of her students in a desk drawer, "just in case." She lives in a tree.
"I hated English today."
"Yeah, that woman is such a bird-lady."
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The phrase used by guys to communicate to their girlfriend or FWB that the upcoming lovemaking session is all about their (the woman's) pleasure without any requirement or obligation for reciprocation. Typically this involves performing a combination of oral, digital, anal and/or vibratory stimulations to various erogenous zones in and around her pussy simultaneously, which places her on the big O plateau for a lengthy period of time, enabling multiple high-intensity orgasms.
My girlfriend got really excited when I told her this Thursday was Ladies Night, and completely focused on her pleasure!
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A girl who has been cummed on her nose (mountain top), shat on her forehead (chocolate), and all in a timely manner.
"My boyfriend totally swiss lady-ed me the other night!"
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where someone, usually a hot tan male steals females which belong to someone else.
the lady thief is likely to be well rigged, humorous and attractiive.
this is most likely to happen when the person whom the female belongs with originally is absent, whether it be overseas ( for example in germany ) or just no longer able to satisfy his woman.
hey did you see what ryan did to jordan? yes he is a real lady thief.
hey mate you still with brodie? nah got lady thiefed.
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The phrase used by guys to communicate to their girlfriend or FWB that the upcoming lovemaking session is all about their (the woman's) pleasure without any requirement or obligation for reciprocation. Typically this involves performing a combination of oral, digital, anal and/or vibratory stimulations to various sensitive spots in and around her pussy simultaneously, which places her on the big O plateau for a lengthy period of time, enabling multiple high-intensity orgasms.
My girlfriend got really excited when I told her this Thursday was Ladies Night, and completely focused on her pleasure!
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pretty much the greatest band in the world. they're not well-known in the USA but you havent heard music until you've herad BnL. (yes it is BnL, not BNL)
of course, for as unknown as they are in the USA they are extremely popular in Canada (where they were formed)
seriously, they could win a juneau just for farting in a microphone.
consists of:
Ed Robertson: Lead Guitar, Vocals
Steven Page: Vocals, Guitar
Jim Creeggan: bass
Tyler Stewart: Drums
Kevin Hearn: keyboard, guitar, accordion, whatever else they need. typically keyboard though
oh my god! Barenaked ladies is coming to our town this year! if i dont get tickets i'm going to die!!!!!!! theyre even better live. and i dont even understand how thats possible
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A type of apple. It is a combination of the classic green and red apple. It has a milder, sweeter, crisper flavor, and they tend to stay fresh longer.
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