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The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.
Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless
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A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.
At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.
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The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.
"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"
"Wow, did you get caught?"
"No, it was in the dark."
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This occurs on the Urban Dictionary editing page (probably other places as well) while an editor is waiting for new defs to load for the editing process. It might be the direct result of slow internet connections, or ancient, decrepit computers.
maggie: this sucks!
aggie: what's that?
maggie: i was editing defs on UD, and all of a sudden all i see is this circular graphic thingy that goes around and around and around and-
aggie: oh, i see that once in a while. i call it the "Loading-on-White circle of death. when i see it either i have to refresh, or i have to close my browser and relaunch it. it's a real pain in the ass.
maggie: but i'm a dedicated editor? what do i do?
aggie: dumby, i just told you! either refresh the page or relaunch your web browser!
maggie:, er, thanks a lot. may you forever be under the influence of the loading-on-white circle of death forever and ever, amen.
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a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting
"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"
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You cum inside a hamburger and give it to a homeless man. You have aids.
I just gave him The “fully loaded” Big Mac special, he didn’t even notice.
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Where a man with only one testicle delivers half a normal man’s sausage porridge portion
I was very disappointed with my one night stand the other night Carol, he only delivered The half load Hitler
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