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A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”
A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.
Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole
Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.
Having a boner when you go to sleep
“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”
When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night
The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.
Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.