It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself
"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"
A emo girl who wants to kill herself.
She prides herself in riding Gage
Ugh it is Jasmin+Log=emo
Having a boner when you go to sleep
“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”
Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.
Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.
When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...
Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.
the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter
When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night