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Lucie Roy is a hoe. She loves stealing your man and nothing is gonna stop her from doing so. Often called a hoe.
A Lucy Mettler is a preppy, South Carolinian. That sounds kinda shallow and you might think of Lucy Mettler as a basic, blonde stereotype but she is so much more! She is a total bitch that you can have the best convo with, she'll give you advice and make you feel like absolute shit after but you'll get clarity. When you think of Lucy, you think of a basic shit with no sense of music and only wears brandy but she has the best possible music taste. It goes from edgy and dark to wasn't this in a musical once? She's preppy in the best way and looks good in whatever she wears. You may be intimidated at first but once you break through the pretty and bitchy front, you'll see that she's the sweetest person who HAS VALID OPINIONS AND MAKES PEOPLE MAD BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND HAS A PERSONALITY COUGH COUGH. She might not always be the loudest in the room, but her presence is always known. Hoes be mad cuz she be giving them competition, like yeah she's got a better personality than you stfu. If you have a Lucy Mettler in your life, make sure to appreciate how sweet, insightful, and crazy she is. And take in the man cologne she wears cuz that shit is good as. Lucy Mettler is someone you want to know and want to have as your friend so be grateful always! #foenem
"Who's that goddess over there?!"
"Lucy Mettler!"
World class football player. And part of the world's cutest couple. Has an enormous cock, and a banging hot mom. And a brother who smells like ass.
Person 1: Have you seen Lucy Heminway's mom?
Person 2: Oh you mean Mary's side pice?
Person 1: Yeah thats the one.
A random name to use in unusual conditions or just to be random.
"shes just a regular person anyone know what happened to her?"
abc: whose lucy bang?
123: a famous model, what happened to her?
bob: hey what happened to Lucy Bang?
bill: Dude I dont even know who that is.
... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.