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Someone who is ADDICTED to mark. like get help pls.
“who’s that?”
“thats marks wife, luci”
A term often used for actions stereotypically done by an average person from Asia/ an Asian person.
“Hey Mom! I accidentally ate the neighbor’s dog!”
“What did I tell you about pulling Lucis on me?”
A really annoying person (most likely to be an Aries) Is strong, funny, and weird. Just be careful she has a bad temper!
Hey have you seen Lucy Ortega! She is very mad!
Someone who is not actually fat but likes to spend there time lying to there friends about there where about and calling the partner daddy
An amazing person that cannot focus on multiple things due to ADHD
Bro you act like "Luci horsecock"
Someone with the MOST GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ASS EVER
Woah! Lucy Theiss has that gyatt!
... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.