mouth mask

A mask worn in a fashion that covers the mouth only. This leaves the nose free for easier breathing while creating the impression that one is conforming to COVID protocols. This style has been observed everywhere from Walmart checkout lines to presumptive nominees for President of the United States.

Mike is sporting a mouth mask, but there is no danger because Mike is a mouth breather.

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Mouth Washington

The place where one takes a woman when he is looking for oral pleasure.

"Hey, what happened with the girl from the bar last night? We took a trip to Mouth Washington"

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Birth mouth

Another term for vagina

My birth mouth was so chapped after a run.

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Maker's Mouth

Running your mouth after a night of drinking Maker's Mark whiskey - or more broadly, any sort of uninhibited oral activity due to alcohol consumption.

Girl: "Last night I was running my Maker's Mouth, for sure!"
Guy: "Tell me about it, you were talking mad trash after drinking that bourbon!"

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Melty mouth

When a person has a saggy bottom lip and chin that are directly attached to the neck which is squished inwards.

Look at that kid, he has a melty mouth.

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mouth hugs

a woman's lips around a man's cock.

Mind has gave me the best mouth hugs ever, sh swallows my cum til my toes curl.

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Menarche Mouth

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.

1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

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