a nice 'ol fashioned

To have someone to you Jack you off. instead of doing it Yourself.

guy: my girlfriend gave me a nice 'ol fashioned last night

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how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!

-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!

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nice sarcasm

an oxymoron involving sarcasm and an intent not to offend.... most of the time

Person 1: You are a fascinating duo, did you two know that?
Person 2:No. We didn't know that. Person 3, did you not know that? (note sarcasm)
Person 1: I was just pointing out the obvious, jeez. >_>
Person 2: It was nice sarcasm, it there's such a thing....

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grandma nicely

a short but stout woman in stature but not a force to be reconed with. she is famous for telling others that they are overweight or that their clothes are too tight!!! very scarey............

"Lyndsi's had enough!!!" said grandma nicely

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twice as nice

When you are just buzzed and just high enough to feel two times as good as when sober but are not too drunk to drive or function on a medium level.

Grayson: "Dude, last night i smoked a blunt and a white Russian."
Jimmy: "How'd you feel?"
Grayson: "I was feelin' twice as nice."

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Have a Nice Life

i know why you're here...

The Death of Marat (French: La Mort de Marat or Marat Assassiné) is a 1793 painting by Jacques-Louis David depicting the artist's friend and murdered French revolutionary leader, Jean-Paul Marat. Have a Nice Life!

Just being nice

Doing something for someone in a kind way

If a girl/ guy is being nice to a guy/girl it doesn’t mean they like them, they are just being nice!