The bird is the word

The new internet fad "The Bird Is The Word". Originally known as a popular 1960's song(Surfin bird). After the family guy episode "I Dream Of Jesus", the internet fad as grown in a matter of days.

Player1: Hey have you heard the word?
Player2: What word?
Player1: That the bird is the word that the bird is the word that the bird is the word.

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mince words

To pull one's punches in the verbal sense in order to not offend.

Yeah I said it. I'm not going to mince words with you. If you don't like it then take a hike.

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one worded

Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.

Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”

Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”

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the l word

1.the reason why i subscribe to showtime other than Queer as Folk.
2.Katherine Moening (Shane...yeah)

bette: why is it so important for you to believe that everyone is sleeping with everyone else?
alice: because they are.

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w-word

w-word is a slur used by gay cowboys and incels. The actual word w-word is a euphemism for woman, but it can mean any female/girl/woman.

Incel: I fucking hate those w-words
Gay Cowboy: Shucks, you should give up on those dang w-words and become a gay cowboy. We don't have to deal with them w-words
Incel: I guess you're right, fuck w-words

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Word Judo

The act of confusing or mental degrading a lesser being by use of a diverse and strategic lexicon or vernacular.

When performing word judo one must be well educated and well versed in put downs (layman's terms). One must have zero disregard for the feelings and emotions of the challenger.

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oh word?

when you're with the boys and your homie asks you to cuddle

Jim- Hey wanna cuddle?
Bob- Oh word?

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