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dirty pilled

The degenerate phase of human awareness. It brings uncertainty and fear in the mind as one accepts that despite of the meaning one tries to ascribe unto to things and events it is all just a self constructed mental hamster cage. Knowing that chaotic nature of the universe rules everything around you and that you are always just one breath away from death.

"Bru, that acid you gave me got me all dirty pilled."

by deardallweird August 17, 2022


ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021


hundred year pill

Term old people ask around for, to live 100 years longer

Person: "would you like anything else sir?"
Old person: " a hundred year pill would be good"

by Ang5578 January 14, 2015


thrill pill

A recreational drug that makes the user euphoric.

I just took a thrill pill. I'm set for this party!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018


pill bite

Pill bite - When you take a pill (s) and i comes back and bites you in the ass.

(Fred) "hey bob take this pill it fucks you up!"

(Bob) "OK"

--later on--
(Bob) " dude i got arrested for indecent exposure and reckless driving. i got major pill bite."
(Fred) oh shit my bad

by fuicy_jruit July 21, 2010


The Gold Pill

Similar to the Red Pill, but with the major difference being that instead of accepting right-wing ideology, you accept libertarian/anarcho-capitalist ideology.

"So I've been reading a lot of Rothbard and Hoppe lately. I am becoming increasingly more anarcho-capitalist. I took The Gold Pill."

by Cynical Corgi December 13, 2024


Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 12, 2022