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The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
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Non asian women who date asian men as a way of dating up economically and sometimes depending on geography, socially. Sometimes for intellectual genes .. mostly common in Liberal cities, corporate environments, and affluent neighborhoods. Will typically choose the asian man over all if his penis is over 6 inches, has a great job and social life and doest look like a typical asian beta male (only 5% exist in the whole planet earth). Non asian men typically do not confront these types of asian men as they are typically higher value and are "affiliated".
Britni? Shes a mean noodle eater..you know she flat out said asian and white genes makes the most beautiful babies...she straight noodlin...
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When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.
My friend Andrew is a goose noodle.
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Bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. This term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. When watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy "water noodles" used in the pool. As a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.
Man, there are water noodles all over town today. I am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.
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its when you are banging a girl from behind, and you have two homeless syrian refugees rubbing hot curry on your asshole which makes you prematurely ejaculate, but also vomit on their back. You then write fuck ISIS in the throwup and use a blow dryer to cake the engraved vomit onto their sweaty back
Ever since Hillary came into office and we started housing those Syrian refugees our sex life has gotten crazy! Last night I gave Evelyn the Syrian noodle.
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(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.
Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.
It is pronounced ray-men not rah-men as every body else pronouces it
i would like to eat some raymen noodles tonight
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