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While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.
Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.
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Allthough the most common they can be incredibly beautiful if they are dark, especially on a tanned person. When you look into them its like your falling into soft deep rich belgian chocolate.
Often you see them on spanish, or latino people and man do they look georgeous!
Yeah man, its those dark brown eyes... mmmm sexy AND mysterious
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When you take a crap so massive it grows up out of the water like the islands of Hawaii.
Dude, I just created a Brown Hawaii! Don't go into the men's room for a while!
The sexual act of sticking your dick in a girls ass and smacking her with a bible.
i mosses browned her ass. Mother Fucker
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When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.
“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.
Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "