Cig-horny

Intensely craving a cigarette

Andy Lee is often seen storming into his local tobacconist red-faced and cig-horny

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Head horny

Having sexual feelings and thoughts without being able to become physically aroused.

A lack of physical arousal may be due to excessive masterbation, intoxication, or being in a public place.

"I was at the gym and got so head horny. But I was wearing shorts so I couldn't do anything about it."

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Horny energy

Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.

Horny energy is the dark energy that is formed in a man’s testicles as he abstains from sexual pleasures.
If a man abstains from sexual pleasure for a long time, he may experience confusion and cause harm to those close to him.
Horny energy is an ancient Egyptian concept.
The story tells that the death god Anubis, took the eunuch men to eternal punishment, because they used dark energy for the wrong purposes.

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Horny Haze

When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.

BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.

I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.

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global hornying

the process of human kind getting horny

global hornying could make the earth a better planet

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horny dwarf

Some one that is short and horny. (See the definition horny for more details)

Stop touching me you horny dwarf.

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broken horny

When you are terrified of having sex with the wrong woman that will add issues to your life.

I'm in a broken horny state of mind.

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