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Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage
(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed
The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style
What happened to your knees??
Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters
When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.
"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"
Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution
“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”
piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.
Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?