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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 5, 2024


simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 20, 2024


simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024


Farming Drinks

“Charmingly Persuading Someone to Treat You to a Drink

Person 1:“I don’t have any money for drinks”

Person 2: “it’s fine you can always try farming drinks at the location”

by Pugnacious January 10, 2025


egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker September 25, 2015


Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 11, 2024


Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016