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another name for calling dibs on the front passenger seat of a vehicle. Connotes the triumph of plundering treasure from fellow swabbies.
phil: "let's go to the store."
jake: "okay."
bill: "pirate's booty!"
jake: "asshole, you know i get sick in the back seat."
bill: "you're too slow. just be glad you're not sitting bitch."
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A Pirate completely obsessed with Spam. Currently only one spam pirate is known in the 7 seas.
ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*
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A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
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when you are taking a girl doggie style, you spit on her back, then pull out, as she turns around thinking you already came, you cum in her eye declaring "arr you have been struck by the pirate eye"
dave struck sarah with the dreaded pirate eye.
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A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.
A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
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A fine owl with a big dick and a very large amount of wisdom. Generally likes too hang with other owl babes constantly and fuck them. He likes to play world of tanks.
"Hoot The Pirate the owl had fucked an owl babe last night with his big dick."
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