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The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).
I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.
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Hemeroid or pimple on the anus
Johnny has so many Polish brain tumors that when he sits down they all pop.
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An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
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What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
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Black Nail Polish meaning Homo-sexual. Comes from Adam Lambert contestant on American Idol Season 8. Adam wears black nail polish. Adam is gay, therefore coming to the term "Black Nail Polish".
"He is so Black Nail Polish!"
"Did you see those pictures? Those poses are so Black Nail Polish!"
"I heard a rumor that Nate is Black Nail Polish!"
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A slang term that has multiple meanings.
The first is the obvious one, which means using your fingers to stimulate a woman and her hot spot. In short, fingering
The second is a slang term for marijuana, nuggets, pot, weed, chronic, dojer, green, herb, sticky icky, cabbage, getting high, smoking, mary jane and bud
Last but not least, its a literal meaning of putting finger nail polish on your finger nails.
Example used in Devin the Dudes 2007 song What a Job feat Snoop and Andre 3000 (greatest rapper alive)
'See we do it for that boi that graduated
That looked you in your eyes real tough and said 'preciate it
And that he wouldn'ta made it if it wasn't for your CD number 9
And he's standing with his baby momma Kiki and she cryin' talkinbout
That they used to get high to me in high school
And they used to make love to me in college
Then they told me 'bout they first date, listenin' to my tunes
And how he, like to finger nail polish
I say hate to cut you off but I gotta go
I wish you could tell me mo' but I'm off to the studio, gotta write tonight
Hey, can you put us in your raps songs I don't see why not
Devin it's the Dude you gon' probably hear him talking 'bout '
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Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
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