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When an adult of at least 22 years of age has the ass of a five year old
Erin to Heidi: Ugh, my butt looks SO big today gurrrrllll
Heidi to Erin: Gurl, mine doesn't. I got a Pre-K Ass!
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The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.
She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.
Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
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An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"
"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
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When a male is irritable for no apparent reason; the male version of PMS
Charlie must have pre-manstrual syndrome because he started yelling at everyone for no reason.
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Annoying little 13 year old girls who only listen to 1D and Justin Bieber. They only watch Disney Channel. They get raped by pedophiles and love to wear pink. They laugh at everything and don't take anything seriously. They only text and their grammar is shit.
Pre Teen 1: OMGZZ DID U HEER ABOUT JOSTIN BEEBERS NU ALBUM?
Pre Teen 2: YAHHH IM LISTENING 2 IT RITE NAO
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Similar to pre-rinsing dishes prior to washing them, either by hand or dishwasher. Dish, bowl, etc, is placed on the floor & your dog licks it "pre-clean".
Honey, please don't forget to pre-dog your plate before you put it in the dishwasher.
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Term i coined to describe the large influx of "Non preppy/nerdy" kids taking advanced classes at my school. We dress like "Punks", "Goths", "Metalheads", or whatever you want to call us, but we're smart. Some of us succeed in advanced classes and some of us fail, but we're at least pushing ourselves, and not skating by on the bullshit curriculum the school system presents.
I fit the example of a Pre-AP punk. I walked into my Pre-AP English 2 class and my teacher literally thought i walked in the wrong classroom.
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