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When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.
Girl: Is that it?
Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.
Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.
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To compliment; to inflate someone's ego
Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!
I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!
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similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.
bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph
being turned on by something so disgusting that you vomit into your lap and use said vomit as lube to masturbate
that naked dead chick was so hot beej had to go stomach pump.
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High-heeled brightly-colored shoes that young girls wear to send an unspoken "Fuck me" signal to guys. The shoes tell guys "I'm available, and interested in sex."
Amy Winehouse sings about them in a song called "Fuck me pumps" on her debut album "Frank" (2003) and she wears them in the video version of the song.
I first saw her sitting at the bar. She seemed aloof, distant, and I decided to leave her alone. Then I noticed she was wearing fuck me pumps so I went over to chat. She was warm, friendly, and later she let me take her home for the night.
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1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret
1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'
2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."
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The act of rushing through sex, to the extent of sometimes even faking an orgasm, so one can eat some food when one has the munchies.
Dude, I was so high last night, I totally pump-and-munched with Amber.
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