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When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
An extremely sudden, unorthodox, flailing punch where one of the assailant's feet lifts off of the ground when the punch is thrown. When throwing the dumb punch, the assailant throws his/her arm so far back it is only inches from the ground. Then, suddenly flails randomly in the direction of the victim almost looking like a sloppy superman.
The Dumb Punch occurs usually at Keggers, House parties, Bonfires, or any situation where someone makes a cross remark or comment towards another. Then the person suddenly snaps and without thinking, he commits the Dumb Punch.
Did you see Scooter, he totally Dumb Punched that guy when he found out he banged his babe.
I'm seriously going to Dumb Punch that guy if he continues to drink my beer.
Dumb Punching a bro is completely unacceptable, now a stranger, that's a different story.
another word for cocaine, sweet when you take it, but the next day it feels like you have been punched in the nose
He lets go get some nose punch.
When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.
I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.
When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.
I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.
The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.