Red Bear

A bear often found in the Amazon, which originated in Czechoslovakia. This once Albino bear lived peacefully until it was almost wiped out during WW1 after the Americans learned of the Germans utilization of them. Of this Bear "Genocide" only two survived, and they became very depressed and often cut themselves. Once the war was over they decided to move to the amazon, so they headed south to South-West Africa to depart. Once in the water these two Bears began to have children (They have children in the same manner that gremlins spawn off the backs of others when wet). During this long swim across the ocean the Bears noticed their children's skin and fur was red (Which is wear there name comes from). Once they arrived in South America and reached the Amazon there was just 231 of these rare bears alive. These bears also brought over a now endangered tree known as the Czech Great Oak, which provided a water free cover over there land (This is what many scientists believe to keep them from taking over the world).

Then in early 2009 Zack, Jason and myself discovered these bears on a trip to the amazon, and now we have one in the Brookfield Zoo.

Geo: Holy S***! Is that a red bear?
Jason: I think it is.... Hey Red Bear want some candy??
Zack: No F****** way..... I'm taking one....

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red balls

Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.

In effect the opposite to blue balls

While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.

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Red arrow

The act of pulling a tampon from a woman during her menstrual cycle. The man/woman then proceeds to suck the bloody tampon.

That was the most digusting red arrow I've ever seen. It was nearly as bad as 2G1C.

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red nigger

A derogitory name for an American Indian.

Those red niggers sure like the fire-water.

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red shit

how your shit can become stained red if you eat beetroot. I'm not joking, try it. Happenes a lot to me and i was suprised there was no definition on here. Try it though, a practical experiment you can do at home. Probably best done in private tho.

Man, i just burnt my ass off spilling out that red shit.

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Red Gravy

The name for pasta sauce in God's country.

Clem passed Bubba the red gravy to put on his noodles.

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Big Red

(n) A brand name of chewing gum, which is advertised as having very long lasting flavor.

Big RedZ

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