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when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)
After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.
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Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.
Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!
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The act of drugging 5 downs syndrome people of roughly similar build (preferably male - they're quicker but also harder to catch). You must transport the drugged downs syndromes to a pre-approved location.
You then mark out a race track using markers, chalk or any other object you have handy. (it is suggested that you start by making the track a circle or oval, the more advanced may choose to add S-bends etc. but this is not recommended for beginners).
Before the drugs wear off of the downs syndromes (which can be referred to as cars at this point), you must remove their clothes and paint your preferred number on their stomach. (You may also put sponsor stickers on their arms and legs for the authentic NASCAR look).
You then line the 5 'cars' up at the starting line.
Stand the groggy 'car' up, you stand behind them and put your arms over their shoulders. You then must have your elected pit crew assist you in looping an oversized leather belt around yours and the 'cars' waist and fastening it at your back so the 'car' cannot reach it.
As the 'cars' slowly begin to come out of their groggy state you should put your helmet on. Have your pit crew help you if needed.
Before the 'cars' can fully realise where they are and whats happening the race co-ordinator shall fire off the starting gun at which point a selected member of your pit crew (dressed as a skeleton) should start to chase your 'car' around the track.
It is recommended that you limit the race to no more than 5 laps on a medium sized track depending on the fitness of the downs syndrome people (cars) you have selected to race.
The winner should be rewarded with an inscribed medallion or statuette and also pose for a photo opportunity with the two most attractive downs syndrome people kissing each of the winners cheeks.
Example:
Dave: "Who won the Retard Racing?"
Ted: "Mike won, but Peter would have taken out the championship if he hadnt crashed and caught fire on the second to last corner. The mechanics had to sell the 'car' as scraps"
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A phrase used by US Air Force Training Instructors. Retard bombs explode in wall lockers, making the entire inside look like a bag of smashed ass.
"What the piss, trainee? It looks like a retard bomb went off in this locker!"
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A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.
<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!
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One who is useless/bad in bed.
"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"
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When a person sounds like the biggest idiot in the world other than George W. Bush.
DeeDee: Hey Brian, who's your brother?
Brian (Complete Retard): she's my mom.
Jared: Wow Fail.
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