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the royal bomber is represented in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE). it is basically the new guardians of the isle
(GOTIS can sometimes stink, only spamming bomb gliders but hey they are pretty cool anyway)
random admission: OMG ITS A KC!!!!!!
the RB: no im a royal bomber
admission: whats that?
RB: its the new GOTI
RB: hi grand marshal HiIrock99
HiIrock99: hi fellow royal bomber
RB: oh im a gen null royal bomber
the royal bombers are terrorists in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE).
"i just got promoted to a royal bomber! i can now commit terrorism!"
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.
When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...
2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.