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When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.
I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.
An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo
Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.
To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.
"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."
Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.
When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...
Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.
Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.
When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad
John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"
Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"