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Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.
The act of making a typo, even when you’re just trying to use an emoji, as frequently demonstrated by people obsessed with Doughnotts
Did you mean to send me a kiss emoji or did you just do a Snookian Slip?
When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.
Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!
Term for a completely accidental and fatally regrettable one-night stand, typically involving impaired reasoning skills due to the over-consumption of alcohol or other choice substances.
Jane: Don't look now, but at 12 O'clock, isn't that Chad? Didn't you two date for a while?
Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.
When you grab your jimmy and slip her panties to the side and slide it in. Duhh
Do you want know my friend “Jimmy Slip Slide?”
A Person so unintelligent they can not tie shoe laces so they resort to wearing slip-ons.
Used in an office setting you can then define a team of Slip-Ons into their own names such as :
Master Slip-Ons - someone who makes mistakes constantly
Senior Slip-Ons - someone who has been there the longest
Madame' Slip-Ons - a lady Slip-On
Bill, Can you ask master Slip-Ons of he wants coffee?
Someone who is a bit daft, naive, simple. Slow to grasp the situation etc. Lacking detail, like slip on shoes. (Disabilities aside obviously).
What do you mean, you can't change a plug? You are such a fucking slip-on!