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smoke thirty

The time of day that signifies it's time to go outside and have a cigarette break (or alternatively, time to smoke a joint), usually taken at the bottom half of the hour.

To indicate to someone you wish to take a smoke break, you would typically peek your head in their office, and go "smoke thirty" to which you both hobble outside, have a cigarette and muse about how much you hate you fucking job.

Ben: Hey man, what time is it?
Dave: Ten til smoke thirty.

by cheeriomcmuffin April 5, 2009

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smoke chaser

The person who sits around the fire with the smoke billowing in their face and doesn't think to move because deep down they think they're destined for the smoke or they're simply too stupid to move...

"What's the point, the smoke will just follow me. It's always been this way."

The down & out.
The trampled on.
The losers.
The push overs.
The wet blankets.
The used and abused.

Look at Jimmy on the other side of the fire, he has been sitting there for at least half an hour and the smoke if blowing directly into his face, everything and everyone has always had there was with him.. he never has never had a chance, what a smoke chaser

by gunsttar August 7, 2015

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smoked turkey

Eating turkey cutlet while getting a blow job standing up!

I was getting a smoked turkey then bob walked in the kitchen!

by johnwope April 11, 2014

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Smoke ass

When you put a blunt in someone's ass and smoke it

"remember kids, smoke ass, eat grass and die fast!" - random highschooler

by Large yoshi 69 May 16, 2019

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smoke a brick

1. Consume large amounts of cocaine.

2. Kill someone with down’s syndrome.

1. Y’all tryna smoke a brick today?

2. I was sick of the annoying mental illness lobbyists, so I smoked a brick.

by ligmaballs689 September 25, 2019

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smoke dragon

Someone who has just recently vape and cums on the women's face and starts to breathe the smoke on her.

Last Night my boyfriend gave me the smoke dragon.

by Jimmys nuts May 26, 2021

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smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

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