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blow up a spot

to distract from one's enthusiasm or optimism at it's climax.

Chris (enthusiastic): This guy is totally hot.
John: I hear he's a slut.
Chris (disapointed): Damn, and he gave me his number.
John: Sorry man, didn't mean to blow your spot.
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Kristy (enthusiastic): She totally digs me.
Dharia: We dated two months ago.
Kristy (disapointed): Why'd you have to blow up a spot?
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Mark (excited): Hey, look what I found, a million dollars.
Ted: Hey, look what I found, a trillion dollars.
Mark (discouraged - thinks to himself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.
Kristy (to Ted): Awww...poor Ted, Mark blew your spot didn't he? That's ok, we're still multi-millionaires.
Mark (to Kristy): You didn't find shit.
Kristy (thinks to herself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.

by starmile August 17, 2006

41πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


x marks the spot

a sexual position where an individual lays on the ground and makes an 'x' with his or her body.

then inserts each of his or her hands and feet into four consenting women.

coque was thrilled to learn that elaine and her three friends were interested in a little game of x marks the spot.

by j to the bizzle November 11, 2006

34πŸ‘ 89πŸ‘Ž


Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


missed grass spots

when you mow the grass and you miss a spot

i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it

by hahahahah ily myself!! June 8, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


You’re in my spot

That means move

Person 1: You’re in my spot
Person 2: And?
Person 1: *stares blankly*

by Get out of my spot. March 24, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


duck off spot

A meeting place to meet a special someone where you know you will not be found by friends or family.

Sally met me in the duck off spot.

by Ramsey February 19, 2016

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jonny on the spot

porter potty...something u need to get to fast

u better jonny on the spot that shit fast

by E Depreto May 28, 2006

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž