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Forget flying by the seat of your pants. Try flying by the stain of your thong!
"He came into your apartment. He left the Thong Stains on the carpet!"
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.
As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities
When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat
Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans
The act of an individual eating ass, retaining a shit stain on their forehead.
Friends; " tefik you disappeared after we all left the club last night, what happened ? "
Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"
Knobheads on call of duty ghosts
Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
Kaka stains or skid marks are residual shit from the ass or an insulting name, Kaka means shit in the language of the moari (native people of new Zealand.)
Fuck up cunt, at least I don't have Kaka stains in my undies or, oi Kaka stains! Get over here