Doo Rag Two Step

When a person wearing a doo-rag is adjusting their head piece while doing a two-step dance to keep their super low and baggy jeans up just above the knee.

I was in an elevator and a dude doing the doo rag two step asked me what was for lunch. i was floored that he was able to concentrate on 3 things at once.

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Step your pussy up

Aspire to do better, do better, be your authentic self

Step your pussy up, get a job, own a business...etc

Hot apple quick step

The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck

"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

West Virginia Step Dad

When you cum in a girls mouth and she makes out with someone within 20 minutes of said cumming.

I totally did a West Virginia Step Dad to my roommate.

two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness

star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!

STEP YO GAME UP

Used in video games during situations where one team either has been or is being utterly raped by an opposing team. This lets them know that you find their performance disappointing and that they should increase both their ability and performance. While the intent behind saying it is to encourage them to play better, this usually has the opposite effect if they are unable to do so and sometimes results in a phenomena known as the ragequit.

Team 1: "Shit, we're getting steamrolled here..."
Team 2: "STEP YO GAME UP!!!"
Team 1: "Fuck this shit, i'm leaving."
Team 1 disconnects from server.

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