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The act of taking a steamy shit(preferably after eating mexican food)in a sauna in order to cause a retched stench to emanate throughout the perimeter.
Bro i left a sauna surprise at the spa, it smelt like raunchy ass.
Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!
When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
A white guy with a black dick. When he cums it makes an Oreo! Making his partner surprised!!
When girls suck my dick they get an Oreo surprise:)
The act of opening someone else's pants and shitting in their pants.
John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.
Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.
When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.
I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.
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