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When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.
I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.
blue waffle
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When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her
I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise
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When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
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when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.
Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.
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Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.
Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.
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when checking out from an online store and you put in a random coupon code that works; therefore giving you an additional discount
marie wouldn't have been able to afford her dress if it wasn't for her cart surprise at checkout!
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When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"
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