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When a person go’s crazy and loses their mind over Jokes and harmless comments found mostly in Hailey’s and Karen’s the Philip syndrome is a developing mental illness
She suffers from Philip syndrome and is offended easily by the most harmless jokes and comments
Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!
Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Beep beep.
Oh 10 more miniutes
Beep beep
*smacks snooze button*
Beep Beep
Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???
*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
A chromosomal disorder when each time you like a new girl, a new penis grows out of your scrotum. This allows you to have sex with all your crushes at the same time.
It's going to be a nightmare when you put a guy with polypenis syndrome into a room full of hot chicks.
Constantly telling lies, especially when the truth is better.
Henry, you lie so much. I would bet you have Chastity Syndrome.
When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
When a song is too fast and too messy to sound good.
Why isn't this sounding good?
I think it's suffering from the songwriting syndrome...
A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.
That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.