When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.
An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.
Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint
Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night
When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.
Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.