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pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 August 9, 2013

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Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).

#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.

by Sgt Wonder January 30, 2011

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kard-tard

Any of the dysfunctional Kardashian clan.

A contraction of Kardashian retard.

Kanye for President? That would make Kim the First Lady, and all the other Kard-tards would become official royal First Flunkies.
Man, I gotta find a new country...

by 2TD September 1, 2015

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Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.

"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."

by jdwiggs July 3, 2014

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H-Tard

abrevieation of a Holi-Tard

"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"

by grzly December 23, 2009

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gacha tard

An term to describe kids who make $exual or cringy stuff with gacha life, club, verse, heck even studio

โ€œVideo named selling petsโ€
โ€œLook a gacha tard!โ€

by AnotherWasteOfSpace May 24, 2021

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tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

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