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When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
To be completely fucked over by “ the establishment”.
Robinhood completely Trump-a-teared the Apes!
Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
The response of a high school mean girl or cheersquad member when they've been told;"Your Prom Bids Will NOT be Accepted"!! They will be the ones whom will be crying their eyes out on prom night, while the classmates they had tormented all these years,will be having the time of their lives at "Prom Night".
Look at the mean girls cry!! They are crying "Prom Night Tears", because they were told that their prom bids were not accepted.
On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
The tears you have in your eyes after a cold wind has been blowing in your face.
Its freezing out, hand me a tissue for these polar bear tears?
I wasn't crying, its cold out and I got polar bear tears.