Book of Mormon

An amazing Broadway musical featuring Andrew Rannells and Josh Gad.

Person 1: Have you seen Book of Mormon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s amazing!

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Book on a shelf

An agreement between two best friends stating that they will not speak about a sex act committed between both of them.

"Do you remember that book on a shelf?"

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Book of Slurs

The "Book of Slurs" refers to a book full of every slur and every offensive word to exist, It isn't real but it's used in jokes.

Gabriel: *posts a fast gif of someone speaking sped up* Look! it's Jschlatt reading the Book of Slurs!
Max: HAHAHA

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Jack-Book

To use someone's facebook account without their knowledge, and make hilarious and/or embarrassing wall posts, status updates or name changes.

"Damn, someone jack-booked my status to say I'm looking for hookers tonight."

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Tweet booking

Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.

Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"

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Book lesbian

A lesbian that can't keep their nose out books and pussy

"Man, Jonny is such a book lesbian. She was tongue deep in Sarah last night and now she can't look away from her god damn book. "

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phallus booking

phallus booking: the act of shutting a penis in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pronounced FALus booking)

feminin: I phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

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