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One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.
Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.
Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
Uber online gamer who enjoys trying hard, conversations with cougars(45+), minimal competition, incest (ie Panda on Panda), and the Twilight series.
HoRiZoN: Did you see that Elite Panda?
Roy: Yeah, he was having sex with a panda.
A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.
They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.
Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
Anto is such a session panda. I love him.
The day where you Celebrate Pandas and their Existence That means get crazy With Pandas and cuddle up!
Girl: Why are you hugging your stuff toy Panda?
Other Girl: Because its November 1 National Panda Day
(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.