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Black Christmas

right after tax returns are filed; Late January and early February. Most temporary tag period in the year; car will be repossessed in March or April at the latest. Also, rental of Uhaul's and rental furniture when increase at this time as well.

When kids go back to school from Christmas break, they discuss what they got for the holiday, one kid will say "My mama said, 'My Christmas ain't ova, I can get some gifts in February!'"

"When you get that car?" Reply "Black Christmas"

"I am gonna buy all my kids bedroom furniture when January come...."

by Longhairdontcare782 November 02, 2011


black adder

Rowan Atkinson's awesome British "toilet humor" sitcom, starring Rowan as an anti-hero character known as "Black Adder". There have been no fewer than four runs of Black Adder. In each of the series our hero finds himself in a different situation, where his ambitions are doomed to failure time and again.

Hugh Laurie from "House" portrayed Black Adder's bitch in all of the Black Adder series.

by Alfie The Horndog August 11, 2005


black metal

There are many variations of Black Metal. Some examples:
First Wave of Black Metal (aka Old School): A lot of similarities with Thrash Metal, but the Black Metal is obvious.
Second Wave of Black Metal: Modern-sounding BM.
Black Metal: There is no point in redefining it, since virtually every definition above this, has been dealing with that particular style of BM.
Raw Black Metal: usually very monotonous, unmelodic, with very bad production, and cheaply printed releases.
NSBM: Stands for Nationalist Socialist Black Metal. Is defined by the lyrics, as opposed to music. Lyrics usually deal with various forms of nationalism, racial supremacy, and hate. Often also incorporates such themes as paganism, and the war against Judeo-Christianity.
Folk Black Metal: Any Black Metal with folk melodies or instruments used. Sometimes deals with the same concepts as NSBM.
Viking Black Metal: Any Black Metal with lyrics about vikings. Sometimes uses folk elements.
Symphonic Black Metal: This form of BM is very far from the origins of the genre, often sounding like extreme metal (as opposed to BM), it is uncommon for bands in this category to use an orchestra, or separate orchestral instruments.
Un-Black Metal: Any Black Metal dealing with Christianity (in a positive manner).
Death/Black: There is no uniform definition of that, but basically anything that uses elements of death and black metal together.

There are various less-widespread forms of Black Metal, such as a mixing BM with other styles (Doom, Power, Speed, etc), but it would take too much time to go into such details.

First Wave of Black Metal: (early) Bathory
Second Wave of BM: Darkthrone, Burzum
Black Metal: Darkthrone, Nargaroth
Raw Black Metal: ...Aaaarrghh...,Hate Forest
NSBM: Lutomysl, Absurd (Ger)
Folk BM: Nokturnal Mortum, Finntroll, (late) Isengard (nor).
Viking BM: Ensiferum, (late) Bathory, (late) Isengard (nor).
Symphonic BM: Dimmu Borgir
Un-Black Metal: Antestor
Death/Black Metal: Belphegor, (early) Naglfar (Swe)

by Velvokai May 22, 2005


moroccan black

the most common form of hash.

that's the Moroccan black, innit? you gotta be a geek not to know that.

- Ali G

by International Bad Boy July 22, 2005


black irish

A mostly antiquated term that was used predominately in the U.S. and
Canada refering to people of Irish descent
who have black hair.

Most of the stories about the black Irish are myths. They are just people of Irish descent. Not all Irishmen have red hair and freckles.

by left4ded April 14, 2005


Black 'un

To go out to the pub or a restaurant directly from work on site without washing and changing clothes first. This may mean that you stand out from the crowd in your snickers workwear, high-vis vest and safety boots. Not usually advisable unless you dont mind looking like a total twat.

Engineer 1: "Lads, it's 19:45 - we need to wrap this shit up and get some dinner. Will we go back to the hotel and meet up in the bar?"

Engineer 2: "OK, but let's go out on a black 'un - I can't be arsed to go back and get ready to go out".

by PB1 April 30, 2008


Black manba

A big veiny cock of thus must be black to have a black manba

Sid has a black manba

by Bigmanba696969 November 10, 2016