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Toilet Paper Canoe

A temporary sanitary napkin. Made by wrapping toilet paper around your hand and then folding the beehive of toilet paper in half. It is then placed in the underpants as a temporary sanitary napkin. over a period of time, after carrying on with daily activities , the toilet paper is formed between the thighs into the shape of a canoe.

Melony- "Hey kelly, I just started my period and I don't have a pad. Can I have one of yours."

Kelly- "I don't have one, looks like you'll have to make yourself a toilet paper canoe."

by crnbrdfed2012 November 3, 2011


Multi-genre Paper

The gayest and most stupid paper you will ever have to write. Usually assign by a less than competent teacher who thinks she is bad ass, but is really just sitting on a stick

Student 1: Man that bitch Ms. Olson gave us a stupid Multi-Genre Paper due for wednesday.

Student 2: Ah damn dog, that's aight she's dumb as a sack o brinks

by Coraline Ridiculous February 16, 2010


Wad of toilet paper

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

by Eddy8 July 24, 2014


Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom January 19, 2012


Paper Towel Wanker

A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.

Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker

by Colbsterino March 10, 2021


Sans Under paper

A groupchat with a bunch of noobs featuring, Ouoyupot the boomer, lordskilled with no mic xdddddd, melonofdenoob, FlamingBeast2341111111 the really cool epic dude, kingwheelsYT the bruh moment, boodaisy the nedist, power the earraper, tristone the...., parkour the parkour master and theawesomeg1 more like theawesomegoat1, a couple reincarnations of this was the bangor under paper foundation, we also have the opposing force of evil Ft. Dragn, Mythil, Emerald, goat, radical, joHny and antrixx #mazebeans are noobs

"that is a sans under paper moment" "bruh monument sans under paper"

by big chad flaming November 14, 2019


Wax Paper Pact

A mutual agreement, or unwritten rule, between bros. It states that if a situation presents it's self that a girl needs to be double teamed, they will take the extra time to slip a piece of wax paper between each others ball sack to avoid friction and gayness. Also see Wax Pappered.

Derek- Dude, this chick says she wants to be tag teamed.

Shane- Alright. But we have to remember the Wax Paper Pact

Derek- 10-4

by dooman June 7, 2013