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Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.
James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*
Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?
James: It's f-fine dude.
Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.
John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.
Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.
Jim, why are you walking funny?
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French ancestry, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians
John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.
1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!
2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!
1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!
2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!
December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day