When you go to someoneβs house and their parents arenβt home.
Did you go to Jessβs free base last night? That shit was awesome!
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A user on the major league baseball forums who is too stupid, lazy or uncreative to come up with a real user name. Usually posts illiterate, meaningless garbage.
Can be found on pretty much any mlb message board.
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When you have sex with a female while she is menstruating and the guy is doing a shit and getting mess all over the place.
guy 1: omg man i got to 101st base with my girlfriend last name
guy 2: *throws up*
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Rubbing Noses with someone you love very deeply. This is considered the ultimate sign of affection.
Dude i totally went to 5th base with Alex last night.
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When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and he takes a large hoop earring, interests said earring in her butthole to make it gaping and then the male drops his balls into her butthole and removes the hoop earring for a tight fit of his balls in her butthole
Dude 1: Yo bro i just hit 5th base with this bitch
Dude 2: Deadass b?
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when
If you're a guy:
You're touching your female partners boobs or vagine
If you're a girl:
You're touching your male parthers penis
Last night when I was with sharron I got to second base!
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Like second base, but much kinkier. Can involve hands way down pants, way up shirts, etc.
"Dude, me and Mattie went to Base 2.0 last night! It was hot!"
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