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Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021


Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 19, 2019


carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017


Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher

Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 27, 2021


Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021


Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 24, 2023


Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women

Maddison you’re such a carpet muncher

by Will_rice June 19, 2018