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An American Patriotic unit of measurement
Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.
I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.