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An ugly chick who cheats on you.
Karthik: Hey is it true that you and Jenny smashed?
Me: No. That bitch is a fucking stupid, cunty, ugly, fat, faggot-lipped Jew Whore
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a mexican jew; something you dont want to be called
mike stole my bike so i celled her a chalupa jew
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One who is named Shane and is Jewish. Can often be used to get the attention of a Jewish boy. Also these boys do not get bitches.
"Hey Jew Boy, why don't you come over here. So you can suck this dick."
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also see: Godzilla Cock
"Oh my god! It's a jew penis! It's going to crush us all!"
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When one is/finds himself being over-enthusiastic about discovering money he did not remember he had in his pants pocket
guy: holy shit i found a dollar in my pocket
guy2: quit being so jew-happy
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Anti-semitic alternative to "What the Fuck?"
Used by those who have a profound hate for Jewish citizens for no good reason, or to instill shock and astonishment within peers and acquaintances at one's loose morals and tongue.
However, it can be a source of immense hilarity for many like this, much of the Urban Dictionary community included.
Randall: "So I was walking down the street, and I saw this guy buying a packet of Sweet Chilli Heat to perform a Blazing Garbonzo on his mum."
Jeeb: "What the Jew is a Blazing Garbonzo?"
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To be swindled, tricked, or otherwise deceived in a monetary transaction (most likely committed by a jew).
Fuck! I got jew banged by that salesmen for the extended warrenty!
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