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The act of elbowing a friend or acquaintance in the face following a conversation-killing bad joke while simultaneously shouting "Bad Joke Elbow"
Girl #1: I have a head ache.
Girl #2: More like you have a give-too-much-head ache.
Girl #1: Bad Joke Elbow! (Violently elbows Girl #2 in the face, possibly leading to concussion)
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how bout you tell me a joke you bastard
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A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.
"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"
"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."
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On December 9, 2020. Sia replied to a person on twitter claiming "she lives in Beyonce's basement" from that moment on edgy teens who think they are cool will make any joke relating to it under stan twitter meme videos.
edgy kid: beyonce tryna talk to Sia from the beysment hahaha I'm so funny and edgy and cool.
normal person with sense: seek help.beysment jokes are dead.
egdy kid: like sia.
the normal person with sense has blocked you.
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What one would a call something that is said following a good joke, making the person who said it look like a retard and causing the room one of those awkward silences.
ie. a joke that follows another but isnt funny.
This term was first used to label the jokes told by Simon Green but its uses are now widespread.
Someone funny tells a joke.
Someone else: Talking about that matter, what about your mum last night!
Other people in that group: That's such a lame Simon Joke.
*Awkward Silence*
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A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.
Dick: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Nick: whats that?
Dick: Her ankles
Nick: Cool Joke Bro
Dick goes back to work, mentally regretting opening his mouth.
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