“moon cricket” or in simplest form “a scared black guy in the jungle”
That dirty little “jungle spook”
1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.
Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!
Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
Bro I got so high last night I apparently ordered an entire shipment of tampons from The Jungle Site
A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.
Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.
A wrestling move where one sticks their finger inside the opponents asshole and pulls
I was about to lose that match but I used the forbidden jungle move to catch him off guard.
A Jungle Bunny is a Black Woman who exclusively dates white men.
It is the opposite of a Snow Bunny.
Guy:Hey, you seen that Jezabelle chick at the gym?
Guy2:The one always hanging around that white boy?
Guy:Yeah, the Jungle Bunny.