turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

puff pony

A puff pony is slang for a cigarette filter and used by smokers of rolled cigarettes in the Leyton/Leytonstone area of east London.

Have you got any ponies? Gi's us a puff pony

side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick

Ted is such a side pony

side pony

A ginger haired dude who wears a side pony...but also can be the male version of a side chick

Ted is nice...but he’s like, my side pony.

One Horse Pony

A xenophobic, racist, misogynistic cancer word for people of non white color.

"Your a One Horse Pony"
-Joe Biden

One Horse Pony

A racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, transphobic word for a person who has a skin color of the shade non white.

"Your a one horse pony"
-Joe Biden

Safeway Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a kid with a pocket full of pennies on a Safeway Pony.