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a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
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a term used as an excuse to do whatever you want because on December 21, 2012 the world is supposed to come to an abrupt end
Jeremy: I wish i could go to the lake tomorrow but i have to work.
Sarah: Who gives a shit! the world is going to end!!
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Tammi: I wish i could go on vacation but i just can't afford it.
Sarah: Just spend the money... the world is going to end
lets be honest... if there world were going to end tomorrow would it really matter if you ran that red light? would it matter if you spent all your money that was supposed to be for monthly bills on hookers and blow? Just do whatever you want - who gives a f*ck...the world is going to end!!
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When playing a game on a console and your stuck on a particular level, an feel you cant get any furthur, have an end of level wank and when you return, you should manage to complete that level effortlessly!
"Arghh! This bloody level is gettin'on my tits!!
I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"
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The most fucking jappiest place on earth.
If you go to trails end camp your a jew.
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Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.
Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
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When a girl gets get horny and has really big boobs and they spontaneously combust and someone must chew them off with a nipple nibbler.
Shanequa, run! You got some never-ending nipples
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the song that was played in the last episode of the hit netflix series “stranger things 3” that changed the world.
after watching stranger things 3, i couldn’t stop singing never ending story. “turn around, look at what you see...”
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